A man and his nagging wife were on a holiday in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died.

The mortician told the man, “You can ship her home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”
The man thought about it for a minute, then decided he would have her shipped home.

The mortician asked the man, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when she could be buried here in Jerusalem for only $150?”.

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”.