Four nervous fathers were pacing in a hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

A nurse came in and congratulated the first man, saying, “You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s quite a coincidence,” the man replied. “I work at Twin Towns Resort.”

Soon after, the nurse informed the second man that he was now the father of triplets.

“That’s an incredible coincidence,” he exclaimed. “I work for 3M Corporation.”

Later, the nurse told the third man that his wife had given birth to septuplets.

“I can’t believe it! I work at 7-11. What a coincidence!” he said.

After hearing this, everyone’s attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, “I should have never taken that job at Video 2000”