A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?”
He laughs and says: “An Italian girl!”
When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.
“And what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” she asks.
“The one I asked for? The Italian girl!”
“Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.”