A student got in trouble during class and was sent to the principal’s office for the first time.
The principal said to him: “What’s your name, son?”
“T-T-T-on-on-on-tony, Sir,” the student replied.
The principal looked up and asked him: “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replied: “No sir, my dad has a stutter. The guy who registered my name was a jerk.”