Three kids in a playground were talking about how great their dads were.
The first one said: “My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger.”
The second replied: “Mine can outrun a cheetah, he’s so quick.”
The third was unimpressed and laughed.
“Well mine works for the council so he’s the fastest.”
The other two asked: “How’s that?”
“He finishes work at 5:30 but he’s always home before 2 o’clock.”