Three elderly gentlemen were talking over coffee about what their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now.
“I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘he was successful in business’,” the first man said.
“Fifty years from now,” said the second man, “I want them to say, ‘he was a loyal family man’.”
Turning to the third man, they both asked, “So what do you want your grandchildren to say about you in fifty years?”
“Me?” the third man said. “Well, I want them all to say, ‘what’s he gone and done now?!’!”