Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street. When they stopped her they could tell she had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police car and one of the officers hopped in the back with her. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived but all she would say as she stroked the officer’s arm was, “You’re passionate.”
They drove awhile longer and asked again, but they only received the same response as she stroked his arm and said, “You’re passionate.”
The officers were getting bothered by this so they stopped the car and said to the woman, “Look we’ve driven around this city for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live. Where is it?”
She sat up and cleared her throat as she replied, “I keep trying to tell you, you’re passin’ it!”