There was only one man in the whole town who could catch fish. The chief police officer asked him how he did it so the man told him that he would take him fishing the next day.
Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.
The chief told him that was illegal and he really shouldn’t be doing that.
The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the chief and said, “Are you going to fish or talk?”