Ted had a blind date last night, but before it, he was worried what to do if she was unattractive. Ted’s friend told him not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation.
It’s called “Mum Are You Ok” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.
If you like her, you just ignore your phone.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mum? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
It works every time, no worries.
On date night, Ted knocked on the girl’s door, and it turns out he needn’t have worried at all. She was gorgeous and stunning!
Just when Ted was about to speak to her, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, “Mum? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”