Grandad John and his grandson Billy were spending the weekend away together. They checked into their cabin in the woods late at night.
There were lots of bugs flying around, so John decided to keep the lights off until they were inside to stop from attracting the pesky insects. But alas, a few fireflies followed them in. Billy was the first to notice them and whispered quietly to his grandad: “It’s no use grandad, now the mosquitos are coming after us with torches.”
A grandma was in the bathroom, getting ready for the day ahead and applying her makeup. Her granddaughter was watching closely as she applied her foundation, blush, mascara and finally her lipstick.
She started to leave, when the little one promptly said: “But grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper goodbye!”
“I’ll probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper goodbye,” the grandma thought to herself.
Seven-year-old Lilly was spending the afternoon with her grandmother after school. When she arrived at her grandmother’s house she was eager to tell her about her day.
“Grandma, guess what?” she said in excitement. “Today we learned how to make babies.”
The grandmother was a little surprised, but tried to keep her cool.
“That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
Lilly replied confidently: “It’s simple. You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”