A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend, and they make love for hours.
Afterwards, as they’re lying in bed together, the woman’s home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation.
“Hello? Oh, hey… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful… Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you, too. Bye.”
She hangs up the phone and her lover looks at her curiously. “Who was that?” he asks.
“Oh,” she replies. “Just my husband. He was telling me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”