Two men run into each other while walking their dogs one day – one has a Labrador, while the other has a Chihuahua.
One of the men suggests they go to a fancy restaurant for lunch, but the other is concerned they won’t be allowed in with their pets.
Undeterred, the first man with his Labrador walks past the head waiter and into the restaurant.
“Sorry, sir, but you can’t bring that dog in here,” the head waiter tells the man.
“But I’m blind,” the man replies. “This is my guide dog.”
The waiter apologises profusely and shows the man and his dog to a table.
The second man waits five minutes before walking into the restaurant with his Chihuahua. He tries to pull the same stunt as his friend.
“You have a Chihuahua as your guide dog?” the sceptical waiter asks.
“A Chihuahua?” the man replies. “Is that what they gave me?”