A husband and wife were expecting their first child.
They were at their first examination with their new doctor. The old doctor had seen everything a hundred times and was fairly relaxed about the whole situation.
The husband was stuttering around searching for the right words to ask. He finally spat out: “When should we stop…. you know…. relations?”
The doctor nonchalantly answered: “Sonny, as long as you don’t get in my way in the delivery room, I don’t care.”