A father of five took all of his children to the local fair.
He won a toy on the hoop-la and decided to give it to one of the kids for being so well-behaved.
So he called them all together and asked who they thought should get the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mum? Who does everything she says?”
After a small pause, the five small voices answered in union: “Okay, Dad. You can have the toy.”