A husband was cheating on his wife for a month before she found out. One day he came home from work and the wife was standing at the door.
“Do you want to see a crumpled up $50 note?” she asked.
“Ah… ok.” the husband said hesitantly. The wife reached into her pocket, pulled out the note and gave it to him.
“Do you want to see a crumpled up $100 note?” She asked him.
“Sure.” the husband replied a bit more confidently. The wife reached into her pocket, pulled out the note and gave it to him.
Finally the woman asked: “Do you want to see a crumpled up $50,000?” The man simply frowned in confusion before the wife continued: “Go look in the garage.”