A farmer buys new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and tells him, “OK old fart, it’s time for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies, “I’m not ready to retire. But, I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins will be the stud for the entire chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs and responds, “You don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.”

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. As they come around the farmhouse the young rooster has closed the gap and is gaining on the old rooster.

The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch. When he sees the roosters he grabs his shotgun and – BOOM – he blows the young rooster away. The farmer shakes his head and says, “Damn… That’s the third gay rooster I bought this month.”

The moral of this story? Don’t mess with old farts. Age, skill, and treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

What do you think? Are you just as wise today as you were twenty years ago!?