A woman is desperate to get an all-over tan before her holiday is over and decides that the hotel’s rooftop offers the best tanning spot, without any areas of shade.
After wearing a swimsuit on her first day and noticing that no-one else ever came up to the rooftop, she decides to ditch her swimsuit the following day.
But, just as she’s making herself comfortable, she hears footsteps hammering up the stairs and quickly pulls a towel over her rear to protect her modesty.
“Excuse me, Miss,” the porter says as he flies through the door. “The hotel doesn’t mind you sunbathing up here, but could you please wear a swimsuit as you did yesterday?”
Confused, she replies, “What difference does it make? I have not seen another soul up here?”
“Yes, Miss,” the porter replies, “but, you see, you’re lying on the restaurant’s skylight!”