A frustrated wife, tired of her husband spending all his free time in a bar, convinced him to take her with him one evening.

“What would you like?” he inquired as they settled at the bar.

“I’m not sure. I’ll have what you’re having,” she answered.

Accordingly, the husband ordered two neat whiskeys and downed his in one gulp. The wife tentatively sipped hers, only to spit it out instantly.

“Yuck, this is horrible!” she exclaimed. “How can you drink this?”

“See?” the husband retorted. “And you thought I was having fun every night!”