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Daily Joke: Three old men discuss their aches, pains and bodily functions

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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”

The 80-year-old man replies: “My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.”

The 90-year-old man says: “At seven I handle my number one and at eight I’m all good to go for a number two.”

“So what’s your problem?” asked the others.

“I don’t wake up until nine.”

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