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Daily Joke: Phones at the airport customs

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Tommy was at the airport going through Customs. The Customs Officer stops him and asks, “What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?”

Tommy replies, “Just a lot of old mobile phones.”

The Customs Officer looks confused. “Why so many mobile phones?”

“Well, on my travels I got a call from my old mate, Jimmy. He told me he was starting a jazz band,” Tommy says.

“I was impressed and asked if there was anything I could do to help. He said, ‘Can you bring me back two sacks of phones?’ and here I am…”


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