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Daily Joke: A man decides to buy his wife a diamond ring

Dec 12, 2023

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A man decided to buy his wife a massive, beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?”

“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

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