A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.

The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver.

“Who was that?” asks his wife.

“Wrong number,” he replies, “It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.”

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