A woman drove an extremely unreliable car. It seemed every week she would be calling her partner complaining about something else that had gone wrong with it. One day her boyfriend received yet another one of these calls.

“I need you to come and pick me up,” the woman said over the phone.

“What happened this time?” he asked.

“My brakes went out,” the woman answered.

“Where are you?”

“I’m in the grocery store,” she responded.

“And where’s the car?” he asked.

“It’s right here, with me.”