A young banker decided he wanted to order his first tailor-made suit, so he went to the finest tailor in town to get measured.
A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous. He felt that in this suit he could do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor, who then asked him: “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”
The young man answered: “Yes, I did.”
To this the tailor said: “Whoever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”