A woman gives birth to twins.

Unfortunately, her husband was overseas, so her brother helped her name them.

When her husband returned and heard the news, he was furious.

“Why did you let your brother help name them?” he shouted.

“He’s an idiot. I bet he gave them stupid names too. What did he call them?”

“Well,” the wife responded, “he named the girl Denise.”

The husband, surprised to hear such a normal name, asked his wife, “What about the boy?”

“Oh, my brother named him De nephew.”