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Daily Joke: A policeman pulls over a car full of old women

Dec 07, 2020
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A policeman pulls over a car full of old women. The officer says, “Ma’am, the speed limit on this highway is 55km/h. Why are you going so slowly?”

The lady replies, “I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55.”

The officer says, “Ma’am, that’s the name of the highway, not the speed limit.”

“Silly me,” the embarrassed woman says. “Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful next time.”

But then the officer glances in the back seat where the other women are quaking with fear. He asks, “Excuse me, ma’am, what’s wrong with your friends?”

The woman says, “Oh, we just got off Highway 201.”

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