A husband and wife wake up one morning. The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the cheek.

“Don’t touch me, I’m dead,” his wife said.”What on earth are you talking about,” he said, “We’re both lying here talking”.

The wife replies, “I know, but I’m definitely dead”.

“You can’t be dead… what in the world makes you think you are dead?”

His wife replies, “I must be dead. I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!”