A man went into a lawyer’s office and demanded to see the lawyer.
He was escorted inside and told to sit down. The man needed legal help but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he asked, “Can you tell me how much you charge?”
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $500 to answer three questions.”
“Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?”
“Yes it is”, answered the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”