A man who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on his computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.
He went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. Finally he found one where the worker seemed experienced.
“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” the man asked.
“Have you tried a wife?” the worker responded.