A muscular man meets a woman at a bar and they go home together. Things are getting a bit steamy, so he takes off his shirt and the woman says, “What a great chest you have.”
The man tells her, “That’s 500kg of dynamite.”
He takes off his pants and the woman says, “What massive calves you have.”
“That’s 500kg of dynamite,” the man says.
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the house. The man puts his clothes back on and goes after her.
When he catches up with her and asks why she ran away, the woman replies, “I was afraid to be around all the dynamite when I saw what a short fuse you have.”