A husband threw his golf bag over his shoulder and headed for the door. Before he left, his wife yelled from the kitchen: “You’re going out to play golf again?”

“I’m only doing under doctors orders,” he replied.

“Do I look stupid to you?” she asked.

“But it’s true,” he said, walking out the door. “He specifically told me I should get some iron everyday.”

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