A man approached the local drunk at the bar. He said: “I heard you are extremely quick at math.”

The drunk slurred back: “Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”

The man asked: “Whats 14 x 27?”

“49,” the drunk answered without skipping a beat.

The man frowned and said: “That’s not even close.”

The drunk sipped his drink, shrugged and said: “Yeah, but it was fast.”