A 60-year-old millionaire is getting hitched and decides to throw a big wedding reception.
His friends are clearly quite jealous and, in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a gorgeous 23-year-old beauty.
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I lied about my age.”
Amazed, his friends ask him by how much.
“Well,” he replied, “I said I was 87!”