A boss called one of her employees into her office one day. With a very serious look on her face, the boss asked: “Do you believe in life after death?”
The employee, knowing what a skeptic his boss was, knew the answer she wanted to hear and said: “Of course not, it’s yet to be proven.”
“Well you better start believing,” the boss replied. “Because after you left work yesterday to attend your uncle’s funeral, he came into the office looking for you.”