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A pharmacist goes out for lunch. When he comes back, he finds a man sitting on the floor, twitching violently.

“What exactly is going on?” he asks the assistant.

“He came in looking for cough syrup,” says the assistant. “But we didn’t have any.”

“Well, what’d you give him?”

“Laxatives. He doesn’t want to cough anymore.”

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