A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”

Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life. Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror.

Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? A: A mugging!

Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? A: Because he was pressed for time.

Q: What did the coffee addict name her cats? A: Cream and Sugar.

Q: What did the coffee say about its late assignment? A: Better latte than never!

Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A: A depresso

Q: What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? A: Their friendship came to a bitter end.

Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers? A: They are always getting grounded.

Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? A: Déjà brew.

Thanks a latte for me being my friend You mocha me very happy.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

A woman walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under her arm. At the counter she says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”

There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.

If you replace your morning coffee with green tea … You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you feel in the morning.

She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.

Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee. I like my men like I like my coffee…Tall, dark and rich