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A man goes to a costume party and causes a bit of a  stir.

While there’s plenty dressed up as superheroes, clowns, and even things like fireman and police, this guy was only wearing his underwear and carrying a woman on his back.

One man, dressed as a magician, can’t help himself so goes over to enquire about the costume.

“Hey man,” he says, “What are you meant to be?”

“I’m a turtle,” was the reply.

“A turtle? How on earth is that costume a turtle? Why is there a woman on your back?”

The man replied,”Isn’t it obvious? That’s Michelle”.

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