School days may be behind many of us, but the humour never graduates. From cheeky kids to clever wordplay, there’s something timeless about a good classroom joke. Whether it’s a student with a quick comeback or a pun that makes you groan (and laugh anyway), these back-to-school jokes are guaranteed to raise a smile – no homework required.

A child comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?” The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”

When is a blue book not a blue book? When it has been read.

What’s an English teacher’s favorite dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex.

Why can’t you take all of your acting classes at once? You have to take them in stages.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Cause they make up everything!

What do you call a biscuit that is more intelligent than you? A smart cookie.

After stealing all of the punctuation marks from the keyboard, the judges are…expecting a long sentence.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!