Valentine’s Day. The annual festival of roses, restaurant mark-ups and high expectations.

For some, it’s candlelight and romance. For others, it’s a reminder that love is less about violins and more about who remembered to put the bins out.

Whether you’re blissfully coupled, happily single, or just here for the discounted chocolates on February 15, one thing we can all agree on is this: love is funny.

So before the cards are opened and the pressure mounts, here are 11 Valentine’s Day jokes guaranteed to raise a smile — no grand romantic gestures required.

What did one rabbit say to the other? “Somebunny loves you.”

What did the stamp say to the envelope? “I’m stuck on you.”

What did one chemist say to the other? “I’ve got my ion you.”

Did you hear about the two tennis players that fell in love? It was a courtship.

What candy never shows up on time? Choco-late.

What’s the best kind of air to give on Valentine’s Day? Million-aire.

Why couldn’t the computer go out to dinner on Valentine’s Day? It had a virus.

Why do melons get married in church? Because they cantaloupe.

Did you hear about the shoes that got engaged? They’re sole-mates.

Why did the skeleton call off the wedding? His heart wasn’t in it.

What’s the best way to get arrested on Valentine’s Day? Steal someone’s heart.