A woman is going on a fishing trip with some friends. She goes into a store to purchase a fishing rod and reel.
However, she doesn’t know which one to get. She grabs the first one she sees and goes over to the register. A store employee stands there wearing dark sunglasses.
“Excuse me sir,” she says. “Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
“I’m blind,” the man replies.”But if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.”
She struggled to believe him but decided to drop it on the counter anyway.
“That’s a graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and a 4.5kg test line,” he explains. “It’s a good all-rounder rod and reel and it’s $20.”
“That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter,” the woman exclaims. “I think it’s what I’m looking for so I’ll take it.”
The man walks behind the counter to the register. Just as he does so the woman lets out a fart.
At first she feels embarrassed but then realises that there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind he wouldn’t know that she is the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says: “That will be $25.50”.
The woman is confused and replies: “But didn’t you say it was $20?”
“Yes that’s right,” the man says. “The rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3 and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.”
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