There’s a special kind of humour that comes with age — a little cheeky, a little wise, and often turned right back on the younger generation.
From grandchildren who say exactly what they’re thinking, to grandparents who know exactly how the family really works, these moments are as relatable as they are funny.
Here are three jokes that capture the lighter side of family life — and prove that when it comes to quick wit, grandparents still have the upper hand.
Number 1: “Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, too?” “Yes, He did,” the older man replied. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her little mind. At last she spoke up. “You know, Grandpa,” she said, “God’s doing a lot better job, lately, isn’t he?”
Number 2: One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two young granddaughters. They were playing around together when all of a sudden it was 8pm, which was the girls’ bedtime. “Okay, time for bed,” she informed the two children. “Why?” the youngest asked. “It’s so early!” “Your father said your bedtime is 8pm,” the grandmother said. “You don’t have to listen to him,” the other replied. “Why not?” the grandmother asked. The grandchild answered: “Because you’re his mother!”
Number 3: Good morning. At present we are not at home but please leave your message after you hear the beep. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2. If you want to borrow the car, press 3. If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4. If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5. If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6. If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7. If you want to come to eat here, press 8. If you need money, dial 9. If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, take us to a restaurant, start talking – we are listening!