Grandparents get a reputation for being sweet, gentle and endlessly patient. These six jokes suggest a rather more complicated picture.

What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid? He doesn’t listen.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Strip down to your waist,” the Doctor said. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed, he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight, you don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way.

What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.

Grandpa: “Look, they made a movie about the smurfs all grown-up!” Grandson: “Grandpa, shhhhh, that’s ‘Avatar’…”