From pilots and passengers to airports and in-flight meals, these classic aviation one-liners are guaranteed to keep your spirits flying high.
If you step onto a plane and recognise a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out Hi Jack!
On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. “I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time.”
When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’
The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.
Don’t expect to eat something fancy when you’re flying because it’s plane food.
Travelling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
The cost of the space program is astronomical.
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.