From Canberra tourists to missing Nativity wise men, these political jokes will make you laugh, then sigh, then laugh again. Because honestly, what else can you do?

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Canberra. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?” the man huffed. “Do you realise that I am a member of the Australian Senate?” “Well no,” the tourist said, “I didn’t realise that. But it’s all right. I’ll trust you anyway.”

Q: Why can’t you let a politician on a plane? A: Because he’ll keep trying to destroy the other wing.

Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes? A: Professional courtesy.

Q: Why isn’t the government displaying a Nativity scene this Christmas? A: They can’t find three wise men.

Q: What is the hardest mythical creature to find? A: The honest, caring politician who listens and whom everyone will vote for.