If you’re in the mood for a little holy laughter, few shows deliver quite like The Vicar of Dibley. With Geraldine Granger at the pulpit, every sermon seems to come with a side of silliness. Here are three classic Vicar of Dibley jokes to brighten your day.

Three nuns go up to heaven. Peter’s at the gates and he tells them they have to answer a question before they can come in. So he says to the first one “what was the name of the first woman?” She says “Eve” and he lets her in. He says to the second one “where did Eve live?” She says “the Garden of Eden” and she too is allowed in. Then he says to the third nun “what was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?” She says “oh, that’s a hard one”, and he says “yeah, you’re in…”

Santa Claus goes to the doctor and says “doctor, I think I’ve got a mince pie stuck up my bottom”. The doctor looks and says “oh dear, you do indeed have a mince pie stuck up your bottom. But you’re in luck – I’ve got some cream for that”.

The final end scene in the 2007 special episode featured a joke from Gerladine that Alice finally got thanks to some help from Harry (Richard Armitage).

Here it is…

A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.

So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him to the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM – his body pops out. “Take another sip!” everyone shouts, then BOOM – his arms pop out. “Another!” everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.

The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he’s hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.

“What a shame” his dad said.

“He should have quit while he was ahead.”