The King had ordered the best knights of his kingdom to war with the scourge of his lands. It was a dangerous battle that many wouldn’t return from.
One knight told his best friend, “My bride, is without a doubt, one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible for her love, beauty, and skills in the bedroom to be wasted waiting for me. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from battle.”
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight’s best friend yelling, “Hey, you gave me the wrong key!”