A woman has a heart attack. Sadly she dies and goes to heaven, where she comes face to face with God.
“Am I dying?” she asks him.
“No,” God replies. “You will live for another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days.”
Instantly she snaps back to life and, after her near-death experience, vows to make the most of her life.
She changes the colour of her hair, gets a face lift and even has a tummy tuck.
After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a car and dies. When she goes back to heaven and meets God again, she’s steaming.
“What was that!?” she asks.
“What?” God responds, “You died.”
“You said I would live another 40 years!”
“Oh.” God thought for a while… “I didn’t recognise you.”