Two men are hiking in the woods when one of them collapses. The second man whips out his phone and immediately calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What do I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a short pause, then a loud shot is heard. Back on the phone, the second man says, “Okay, now what?”