At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they hold weekly husband’s marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands: “Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!”
The priest responded: “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”
Giuseppe proudly replied: “I’m gonna go pick her up.”
A married couple, who were both 60, were celebrating their anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.
He said: “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”
So the fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90.
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked: “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said: “No sweetie.”
The woman said: “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said: “Okay, I would.”
Then the woman asked: “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied: “I guess so.”
Then the wife asked: “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied: “No, she’s left-handed.”