A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘Abigail – put your hat and coat on, lassie.’
She replied, ‘Awe Dear heart, that’s nice – are you taking me tae the pub with you?’
‘Nay,’ Fraser replied ‘I’m turning the heat off while I’m out.’
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